troyeisnotontyler:

I’m really glad youtubers are also reacting to this
troyeisnotontyler:

I’m really glad youtubers are also reacting to this
troyeisnotontyler:

I’m really glad youtubers are also reacting to this
troyeisnotontyler:

I’m really glad youtubers are also reacting to this
troyeisnotontyler:

I’m really glad youtubers are also reacting to this
troyeisnotontyler:

I’m really glad youtubers are also reacting to this
troyeisnotontyler:

I’m really glad youtubers are also reacting to this
troyeisnotontyler:

I’m really glad youtubers are also reacting to this
troyeisnotontyler:

I’m really glad youtubers are also reacting to this

troyeisnotontyler:

I’m really glad youtubers are also reacting to this

(via otterdaddy)


Fleur finally found a place where my kids can’t reach her. Smart kitty.
by: BeckisBookshelf 

Fleur finally found a place where my kids can’t reach her. Smart kitty.
by: BeckisBookshelf

Fleur finally found a place where my kids can’t reach her. Smart kitty.

by: BeckisBookshelf 

(via ridiculouslyproper)

akiirei:

tentacuddles:

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

You can distinctly make out that she’s saying “What the fuck? Whose alligator is this?”

Lele Pons

(via otterdaddy)

Proper Care and Treatment of a girl

thedominantword:

  1. Fuck her hard
  2. Spank her ass
  3. Cum on her body
  4. Buy her a new pair of shoes
  5. Send her out for a mani/pedi with her girlfriend
  6. Make her schedule
  7. Set her bed time
  8. Repeat.

(via dominauniform)

mypleasuregirl:

Yes and (yes). :D 

ridiculouslyproper:

hello-missdolly:

yamino:

shifting-motives:

wuffinarts:

pretzelscavenger:

conquerorwurm:

lolzpicx:

The anatomy of the Beast

I definitely thought that last arrow was headed somewhere else.

cock of a HORSE

i FUCKING HIT MY HEA DON THE DESK BECAUSE OF LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT LAST BIT

image

Best. Omfg.

I love this site XD